You won’t believe who’s beast mode best.

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#7 Boiling

#6 Frozen

#5 Cold

College Presentation

Thank you for attending my Avian Genius 101 PowerPoint Presentation

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Hallmark Hotties

This is the hottest Hallmark card list you’ll ever see.

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They’re smelling flowers while I’d rather be smelling their feet!

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Conversations with God

So, what you’re saying is that you can see… everything?

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Book Club

“I see you’re reading Frankenstein. Honey, you know you don’t need a book for that, just look in a mirror.”

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“No wonder you’re so pale. That forehead brow is so dense it shades your face like a canopy.”

“Don’t act like you’re a book worm. You opened me just to update your Goodreads.”

“You don’t have to…

A an for at

So to that at than out from of during every other too.

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Their its I of an a her of a much although the alright left oh last next every a of other a of our lot a.

Life Lesson

You may want to have a seat for this.

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Relationship Advice

You know what I mean?

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High School Tour

A Prideful Wildcat Welcome Tour for New Pupils.

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Eli Magers

Short humor. Writer and performer who lives in Los Angeles, California. Tweets @elimagers

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