The Ultimate Drinking Water Temperature Power Rankings

You won’t believe who’s beast mode best.

Eli Magers
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readMay 2, 2021

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#7 Boiling

Starting off the power ranking, coming in seventh (last place) is the temperature “boiling.” Sure, boiling water is great for things like spaghetti. But you can’t drink it without absolutely disintegrating your mouth.

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Eli Magers
Slackjaw

Short humor. Writer and performer who lives in Los Angeles, California. Tweets @elimagers