This is What People Hear When You Say “You Know?” In a Sentence
You: … you know what I mean?
Them: Yeah, yeah!
You: You know what I mean, though, right?
Them: Uh, yeah.
You: You do understand what it is that I’m telling you, right?
Them: Correct. If I was confused I would ask for clarification.
You: You KNOW what I’m conveying, right? Because I know you have a feeble tiny brain® and thinking hurts you.
Them: What is this? What are you doing?
You: I mean, right, you know? I ask because I am a big brain intellectual human with a superior grasp on history, mathematics, literature, and psychology. My brain contains the pillars of all human intelligence so speaking to someone like you requires simplification of my words so that a mole person would understand.
Them: Woah. What’s your deal?
You: You know what I mean, though, you know? I am mighty with my brain bigger than a boulder ready to smash my opponents with its sheer mass of knowing many things! Thou must kneel before my elongated master brain, which manipulates matter with mere willpower, to consummate your feebleness with my ferocity… you know what I mean?
Them: Yeah, I think so.