PinnedEli MagersinGreener Pastures MagazineThe Difference Between People Watching and “Watching People”They’re smelling flowers while I’d rather be smelling their feet!·3 min read·May 18, 2021----
PinnedEli MagersinLady PiecesAn Ultimate Sneak Peek at this Season’s Drop Dead Sexiest Hallmark CardsThis is the hottest Hallmark card list you’ll ever see.·3 min read·Jul 27, 2021--2--2
PinnedEli MagersinSlackjawThe Ultimate Drinking Water Temperature Power RankingsYou won’t believe who’s beast mode best.·3 min read·May 2, 2021--1--1
PinnedEli MagersAre You a Beta Crow or a Raven Chad?Good morning, my fellow classroom constituents. Thank you all for attending my Avian Geniuses 101 PowerPoint presentation final at…3 min read·Mar 24, 2021--1--1
Eli MagersEmployee Handbook Art. 6, §3: Required Responses for When a Coworker Gets a HaircutWoah! Lookin’ good, my man!·1 min read·Aug 11, 2021----
Eli MagersMy Book Read Me. Now I Feel Small.“I see you’re reading Frankenstein. Honey, you know you don’t need a book for that, just look in a mirror.”2 min read·Apr 13, 2021----
Eli Magers09 So your an our your of so wereSo to that at than out from of during every other too.2 min read·Apr 11, 2021----
Eli MagersWhat really happens when we die, according to 5-year old meYou may want to have a seat for this.2 min read·Apr 10, 2021----
Eli MagersMedieval Times at Winchester HighHail ‘fello. Aren’t thou new here? Cometh, ’tis I give thou the grand tour of the school grounds.3 min read·Apr 7, 2021----
